Dumpster Fire

There are many dumpster fires burning in America, but rather than add to that circus cry, I thought I would write some humorous lyrics – about a (non gender specific) fire fighter who has the “hots” for a new (non gender specific) fire department trainee. (Heh heh)

Fire fighters undergo rigorous safety training of all kinds, and I can only imagine those fake building fires they set in those towers next to their training facilities are quite the ordeal the first time they go through that.

Baby light my dumpster fire
You make me walk the wire
Your Nomex suit is my desire
Baby light my dumpster fire

Baby light my dumpster fire
Our flames can't go much higher
Although you know I'm a liar
Baby light my dumpster fire

Baby light my dumpster fire
You rattle my pair of pliers
What you sell has many buyers
Baby light my dumpster fire

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