I need to take a Halloween costume of just a pig nose and ears and glue them on one of the plastic human skulls I have under the house. Because this my friend, is:
The Ballad of Johnny Pigskull and his Porkestra, The Gaping Maw.
The Gaping Maw Porkestra has 4 players, so its technically a Porktet:
Stew Beef on the Bass
Chuck Roast on the Organ
Randy Hogg on Guitar
Chris P. Bacon on the Skins
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