If you need
A conspiracy theory
I've got one
You just have to hear it
What if
Santa's helpers are
Agents of Krampus (AOK)
Who drive GERMAN cars?
Think about it
If you will
If it walks like a duck
It must have a bill
Santa's Helpers
(A likely story)
What goes on in secret
Is probably gory
Those guys at the mall
The "So Called Santa's"
With Small Beady Eyes
Posing as The Infanta
And maybe, (just maybe)
Its a political plot
To keep our Kris Kringle
Away from His Lot
His Lot of course
Is US, The Deserving,
Deprive US of gifts
Now that's unnerving!
We've been Angels this year
Don't you see?
That's the whole point
Of this conspiracy
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