The Groundskeeper at the Gates of Hell

I woke up today thinking about Spinal Tap – and Nigel commenting on their Black Album where he says “None Blacker”. Then I imagined a possible death metal or goth album title that could be one of their many non sequiturs. I needed an image, so I harvested one from my old Flickr site

One thing led to another and lets just say this post is an exercise in futility.

None blacker
But I'm feeling blue
I stepped in something
And now its stuck to my shoe

These are new shoes
The one's Mom bought for me
They cost a lot
Two hundred and thirty three

Tomorrow I think
I'll apply for a job
So my Mom will stop calling me
A 39 year old slob

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