He was the boy
With the horns on his head
Complexion bizarre
Bright Bronzer Red
A Kreepy Klass Klown
With no class at all
The fatter they are
The harder they fall
An ex New Yorker
Who painted the town
His midas touch
Turned everything brown
All of his suck ups
All of his Ted's
Couldn't put Krappy back
In the White House again
Good riddance
To bad rubbish
Be very careful
What you wish
When your ego
Is 10 stories tall
It gets in the way
Causing your downfall