Ghost Train RadioHalf Bright Scholars
I wrote a vocal melody that was out of my league – so I decided to save this song by using “Sprechgesang” – or “speak-sing”. As it turns out – it fits the song much better since its basically a “two guys walk in a bar” joke.
Two Half Bright Scholars
Walked into a bar
One forgot his wallet
The other locked his keys In his car
One Half Bright Scholar
Became President
He really believed
That He was Heaven sent
Chorus
Giant swollen ego
Plus Giant swollen head
Amounts to less than zero
When all is done and said
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