Richard Tater
I know a man whose
Made out of wood
The women adored him
Because he's that good
It might be the gap
Between his two teeth
It might be the wood
That he has underneath
This is the story
Of old Richard Tater
Intellectual lover
International player
He stole from the rich
And gave to the poor
He fancied the ladies
Whom he gave so much more
A real ladies man
Who knew how they feel
An emotional healer
Too good to be real
Alas he's not real
Nor are his girl friends
They are just dolls
And a wooden puppet head
Chorus
Richard Tater
The ladies man
Wooden Prince Charming
Who ruled all the land
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