Brandi was a fine girl
Who made the sailors merry
But I know a better girl
Her name is Bitters, Cherry
I met her at the cafe
Sipping cappuccino
Unbeknownst to both of us
We both grew up in Reno
After passing pleasantries
The discussion grew quite dark
She said she was not "Of This Earth"
An Orbiting Trailer Park
She said she needed cover
Somewhere she could hide
Just then the door flew open
They said "Your Uber Ride!"