Member Services
At Magat Lardon
Today's special is
A Presidential Pardon
If your thing
Is being depraved
Your membership includes
A golf course grave
For a thrill
A picture with the king
While being conned
He'll grab your thing
Souvenir photo
A special gift
Your donation helps
Feed the grift
That's not all!
But you must act fast
If you want
This cult to last
Empty your pockets
When we pass the plate
Your donation
Makes America Grate