The Ballad of Billy Bollocks

Chorus
Down the chip shop
He saw Mary
Lovely Plaice Queen
Quite Contrary

Billy Bollocks 
Went to town
On his favorite pony
Off to visit 
Steven Forkhead's
House of Fine Baloney

Mary Malarky
In a snit 
Rode her horse to town
Along the way
Her horse did bray
She landed on the ground

Their paths did meet
At Gobblers Knob
Out near Dillards Mill
They fell in love
Like hand in glove
While drinking from a still

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