With both hands stuck
In the government cookie jar
Egg on the face of Forest Trump
He will run but won't get far
He may never go to jail
But he's sealed his own fate
As the undisputed King of Fail
He didn't make America great
The rest of his life of woe
His accomplices will feel the dread
History will paint them all as foes
Long after they are dead
Chorus
Dead to rights
Dead reckoning
In plain sight
The failure king