Candy From Hell

If the devil gave out candy
It would surely be Brach's
That shit tastes real nasty
And it's harder than rocks

The same goes for Werthers
And Whitman's Sampler
This is the candy given out
By everyone's old grandparents

Give me a snickers
Mounds or a Kit Kat
Real yummy candy 
None of that other crap

This song was written based on the feelings kids had in the 60’s and when after a night of Trick or Treating we’d compare what we got.

It was written after I listened to a bunch of Gene Shepherd WOR radio shows. Gene Shepherd wrote “A Christmas Story”.

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