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General Parker is a new character of mine. He embodies all of the psychosis in America today. Plus he’s a skull who lives inside an old book from the 1930’s. What’s not to like?
General Parker is a Carnival Barker and part time Televangelist. He tries to use fear to get your attention. He’s not a billionaire, and in fact, is dead. He is running for President in 2024.