Santa be good She's half your age You have that Restraining Order Breaking and entering Is kinda your thing You got caught at the border
Please stay away From liquor and drugs Its always on your breath One more DUI we fear And Christmas will be Sentenced to death
Santa be good Kiss Mrs. Claus She threatened to go far away Please make your toys For the girls and the boys Please stay out of that jail
I lived in San Francisco between 1984 - 94, before the Dot Con ruined it. Our Veterinarian for our kitties was Elmo Shropshire. He looked a little like Sting of the police and was quite hip - and was originally from Tennessee (if I remember correctly). [Correction - Kentucky]. His band was called "Elmo and the Highrise Hillbillies" and they did that wonderful / dreadful song "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer".