Nesbitt Smithers

This is a story
About Nesbitt Smithers
He makes men shake
He makes women quiver

He stands for liberty
He stands for freedom
He sits for the dentist
Cuz he really needs one

He smokes a pipe
He eats Pop Tarts
He wears a cravat
And coughs when he farts

He has no children
Nor a wife
He prefers to be single
In his busy life

He smokes a pipe
He plays guitar
He wears riding goggles
When he drives his car

He has a medal
For coming back from the dead
An amazing feat for
Just a mannequin head

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