13 Days of Christmas

One the first day of Christmas
His election dreams went bust
His con act taken over
By that Elfin Elon Musk
On the second day of Christmas
The poll numbers were in
If he were to run again
He surely wouldn't win
He surely wouldn't win
He surely wouldn't win
He surely wouldn't win
Again

On the third day of Christmas
His company left to die
By the New York Road side
The gift of a giant fine
The devil went to Georgia
He knew just what to do
Indict the former President
Forest Trump was screwed
Forest Trump was screwed
Forest Trump was screwed
Forest Trump was screwed
Scrooged

The list it keeps on growing
The old fat man ain't a crowin'
Now that he's being owned in
The bowels of the karma dust bin
Let it be a lesson
Crime can be a deadly sin
From which you will never win
Because
Crime doesn't pay
Crime doesn't pay
Crime doesn't pay
Crime doesn't pay


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