KON AM-666 Radio: Your Brown Eye in the Sky!

If I were to have a Pirate Radio Station, I’d call it KON Radio. The Flying Brown Eye or Flaming Brown Eye would be the logo. There would be an ongoing joke about Kahn of Star Trek fame (Ricardo Montalban). His early “Rich Corinthian Leather” commercials would be factored in. Up in the skyWay up highSo close to heavenYour flaming brown eyeAn eye with…

The Max Grifter Power Hour on KON-AM 666 Radio

Step right upWatch him pray He will take Your money awayTo buy a jetAnd Crystal CathedralPatriot CultistsJesus Needs YouIn his nameOn Holy CrossMax Grifters WinIs your lossDon’t walk!You must runEven The MeekHave joined in The FunWon’t you Make Time For Jesus?Send your moneyThat would please us Won’t You Make Time For Jesus?

Televangelist Max Grifter

Instead of doing a haunted grandfather clock, I’m going to have the rat faced git clown puppet star as Televangelist Max Grifter. His “pitch” is that if you don’t immediately send him $666 and join his elite “Make America Grate Again” club at the Presidential True Patriot Level of giving, you’ll not reap Gods Great Harvest. For poor people (whom he refers to as…

Snivelling Little Rat Faced Git

This little shit is one creepy dude . . .

Haunted Grandfather Clock Prototype

The best thing about a glue gun is that you can use it as a way to prototype assemblages. Once you like the composition, you can commit with two part epoxy or super bond wood glue. I like the basic idea – but I need to down scale it. Its thrown together and is only the start of where I’m headed with this, but…

Halloween 666 Series #6: Halloween Bicycle Parade

This was fun – I pulled out all the stops this year because I am so relieved (and eternally thankful) that we are healing from last year with its Smoke, Pandemic, Trump / Politics, Power Outages due to Fire Danger – have I left anything out? Now lets pray for rain. I expect to do one Thanksgiving / Christmas set and photo shoot –…

Time to Kill

Settle down, relax a bitWe have time to killGood things come to those who waitSo please be ever stillThe early bird catches the wormWe don’t have time to killHurry up, don’t be lateDon’t be sitting stillA broken clock whose arms have stoppedTells time two times each dayTime marches to its own beatThis earth we cannot stay

Imperial Pumpkin Ale

A few years back I found what I think is the best pumpkin ale – it was by Almanac Brewing in Alameda, California. They don’t seem to brew it anymore. Smashed Pumpkin by Shipyard is Pretty decent – solid. I’ve never had one that blew me away, but I seriously doubt this style will (like Simtra Triple IPA or an Imperial Stout does like…

Smoke Tree

We have a couple “volunteer” Smoke Tree seedlings that started when my neighbor’s tree went to seed, and blew into our yard. They are super nice and interesting trees, and while they are tiny seedlings, they have great fall color. The fall colors here are much more subtle here in Northern California, but there are plenty of really nice fall color trees if you…

Faceplantbook

Facebook isn’t the cause of our social unrest – but its been a tool to let miscreants foment hate and misinformation. Twitter is no better. I deep sixed my social media accounts years ago. It was obvious to me back then that these unsocial networks were making money off of their users woe. The more scandalous – the better. Today’s song is just a…