Ghost Train RadioLove Gun
Who needs abortionWhen there are gunsTake em’ to schoolMake the kiddies runOur highest court, theFood Court SupremeFights abortionsWith AR-15’sShow Dad you care, andBuy him a gunThis Fathers DayBe his favorite sonSpeaking of sonsJesus wanted oneAn AR-15, wasHis favorite gunHis father, GodIn a surpriseSaid sorry son, you’llShoot our your eyeDon’t be like Pirate Goat KeeperDropped his gunAnd blew out a peeperGuns are good And next…
dia de los cabeza muertos
All of a sudden, I’m playing violin and loving it. I’ve been playing open strings and just practicing bowing for quite a while, and I thought I’d only ever use it just occasionally and for very small parts. The last couple days seem to be a mini breakthrough.
KON AM-666 Radio: Your Brown Eye in the Sky!
If I were to have a Pirate Radio Station, I’d call it KON Radio. The Flying Brown Eye or Flaming Brown Eye would be the logo. There would be an ongoing joke about Kahn of Star Trek fame (Ricardo Montalban). His early “Rich Corinthian Leather” commercials would be factored in. Up in the skyWay up highSo close to heavenYour flaming brown eyeAn eye with…
Televangelist Max Grifter
Instead of doing a haunted grandfather clock, I’m going to have the rat faced git clown puppet star as Televangelist Max Grifter. His “pitch” is that if you don’t immediately send him $666 and join his elite “Make America Grate Again” club at the Presidential True Patriot Level of giving, you’ll not reap Gods Great Harvest. For poor people (whom he refers to as…
Imperial Pumpkin Ale
A few years back I found what I think is the best pumpkin ale – it was by Almanac Brewing in Alameda, California. They don’t seem to brew it anymore. Smashed Pumpkin by Shipyard is Pretty decent – solid. I’ve never had one that blew me away, but I seriously doubt this style will (like Simtra Triple IPA or an Imperial Stout does like…
Homage a Raoul Hausmann
This balsa wood beauty arrived today and while it was kind of cool, it didn’t have enough contour and the painted on eyes and eyebrows were lackluster. My enhanced photo above makes it way more interesting than reality. So, out came the Dremel tool, and 10 minutes later: On the heels of my last photo shoot, (which featured Lenore, my Assemblage paying homage to…
Fire Throwing Clowns
I can’t help myself – the news just keeps getting more Dada and Surreal. And funny as all hell – in a creepy Halloween sort of way. There was a story of a woman in Arizona who quit her job to work on the Fraudit. She asked if The National Guard could protect them from Black Lives Matter snipers and Fire Throwing Clowns. Since…
Inebrianna Merkin
She was the queen of the faireThe one with flaxen dyed hairHer beauty doth no one rebukeUntil she made us all pukeInebrianna Drunk on power like dear old DadHe’d date her because he’s a cadA masher with clown orange hairHer daddy Devil Don(‘t) CareInebrianna A Klan that is Kuku for KluxGives us acid refluxThe rich and the in-famousShits on the rest of us Chorus…
Ghost Train Radio 
Horror Show
Step right upStep insideFor tonightI’m your guideSee the freak showIn D.CMental midgetsOn T.VParade of lawyersParade of clownsTried to bringDemocracy downFoolish followersIdiot toolsFalse idol worshipPumpkin Man FoolStep right upStep insideAt the doorLose your pride