Who needs abortionWhen there are gunsTake em’ to schoolMake the kiddies runOur highest court, theFood Court SupremeFights abortionsWith AR-15’sShow Dad you care, andBuy him a gunThis Fathers DayBe his favorite sonSpeaking of sonsJesus wanted oneAn AR-15, wasHis favorite gunHis father, GodIn a surpriseSaid sorry son, you’llShoot our your eyeDon’t be like Pirate Goat KeeperDropped his gunAnd blew out a peeperGuns are good And next…
I’m going to close my Amazon Prime account this week, and shop locally. It wont cost any more because I won’t be buying so much crap. You can’t missWhat you never hadToo much stuffJust makes us sadOur cluttered closetsOur cluttered livesMakes us itchGives us hivesGreed of the poor Makes rich people richThe poor stay in debtThe rich get the griftChorusLess is moreMore or lessThings…
When lifeIs stranger than fictionAnd you try to make senseOf an alien dictionEmbrace the strangeDon’t hold backYou just never knowWhat’s down the trackWhat’s down the trackCould seal your fateFrom just another dayTo a future that’s great
He was the boyWith the horns on his headComplexion bizarreBright Bronzer RedA Kreepy Klass Klown With no class at allThe fatter they are The harder they fallAn ex New YorkerWho painted the townHis midas touchTurned everything brownAll of his suck upsAll of his Ted’sCouldn’t put Krappy backIn the White House againGood riddanceTo bad rubbishBe very careful What you wishWhen your egoIs 10 stories tallIt…
Zero Three SeeMeans you’re out of memoryYou must re-IPLTo break this evil spellControl Alt DeleteThe reboot is completeNow you’re on your wayGo about your dayHold the button downThe cell phone will reboundWhen it doesn’t computeYou must reboot
You’re never on my mindNever in my thoughtsEver since you left meAfter you were caughtYou plotted to leave meWith another manI stumbled on his lettersThen I knew your planAfter that I tried to forgetBut the damage doneI didn’t get the relief I neededTill you were finally goneChorusYou’re never on my mindYou’re never on my mindYou’re never on my mindYou’re never on my mind
Voodoo Catcher, hidden logicWorks in mysterious waysCatches juju in the night timeSleeps during the dayIn your waking sunlit hoursMagic happens all aroundCan’t explain it, don’t even botherIts usually quite profoundIt isn’t luck or magicIts a melange of many thingsSome say its electro magneticSome say its the I ChingWhere do ideas come from?Seemingly out of thin airIts really not worth the askingJust let it happen…