Love Gun

Who needs abortionWhen there are gunsTake em’ to schoolMake the kiddies runOur highest court, theFood Court SupremeFights abortionsWith AR-15’sShow Dad you care, andBuy him a gunThis Fathers DayBe his favorite sonSpeaking of sonsJesus wanted oneAn AR-15, wasHis favorite gunHis father, GodIn a surpriseSaid sorry son, you’llShoot our your eyeDon’t be like Pirate Goat KeeperDropped his gunAnd blew out a peeperGuns are good And next…

Haters Hoedown

Its summer timeAnd you know whatKick your neighbor In the nutsPick your partnersChoose them wellEveryone elseCan go to hellHaters HoedownWhite National PrideHunt down CongressMake them hideExtra pointsFor politicians ifYou don’t likeTheir dispositionDance around The dee cee dohCharlottesville wasThe first to goWho’ll be nextWhat’s your guessTargets ofThese TerroristsGet the gallowsHang em’ highWatch the bastards Choke and dieWe do it all For the genius manHe’ll give…

Praise The Lard!

Praise the LardPass the ammoRussian RouletteIs your gambleLoad that gunPull the triggerNow you feelSo much biggerPraise the LardChurch and stateChristian SoldiersNationalist hateSend your moneyTo the richThere’s nothing leftYou stupid bitchTake up sides Against ourselvesHate your brotherEveryone elseWork for evilMen of greedMen in powerThe devils seedMoney changersProfits (prophets) of doomTake your moneyGive you gloomIts too lateYou’ll never learnSmell the smokeAs America Burns Today’s song came…

Less is More

I’m going to close my Amazon Prime account this week, and shop locally. It wont cost any more because I won’t be buying so much crap. You can’t missWhat you never hadToo much stuffJust makes us sadOur cluttered closetsOur cluttered livesMakes us itchGives us hivesGreed of the poor Makes rich people richThe poor stay in debtThe rich get the griftChorusLess is moreMore or lessThings…

Theatre de Absurd

When lifeIs stranger than fictionAnd you try to make senseOf an alien dictionEmbrace the strangeDon’t hold backYou just never knowWhat’s down the trackWhat’s down the trackCould seal your fateFrom just another dayTo a future that’s great

Klowngrinder

He was the boyWith the horns on his headComplexion bizarreBright Bronzer RedA Kreepy Klass Klown With no class at allThe fatter they are The harder they fallAn ex New YorkerWho painted the townHis midas touchTurned everything brownAll of his suck upsAll of his Ted’sCouldn’t put Krappy backIn the White House againGood riddanceTo bad rubbishBe very careful What you wishWhen your egoIs 10 stories tallIt…

King Piggs Final Demise

As he was about to ascendTo the right hand of the devilHe met his endHis final demiseA shocking surpriseNo one lives foreverNot everyone lives rightExit stage leftTo the victor his spoilsHe’s left this mortal coilThe rest of his cabinetHis spoiled court consortShred to piecesBlown in the windTo never return againHis heart gave outOr so the doctors saidThen the shockerThrough a gaping holeThey couldn’t find…

Reboot

Zero Three SeeMeans you’re out of memoryYou must re-IPLTo break this evil spellControl Alt DeleteThe reboot is completeNow you’re on your wayGo about your dayHold the button downThe cell phone will reboundWhen it doesn’t computeYou must reboot

You’re Never on My Mind

You’re never on my mindNever in my thoughtsEver since you left meAfter you were caughtYou plotted to leave meWith another manI stumbled on his lettersThen I knew your planAfter that I tried to forgetBut the damage doneI didn’t get the relief I neededTill you were finally goneChorusYou’re never on my mindYou’re never on my mindYou’re never on my mindYou’re never on my mind

Voodoo Logic

Voodoo Catcher, hidden logicWorks in mysterious waysCatches juju in the night timeSleeps during the dayIn your waking sunlit hoursMagic happens all aroundCan’t explain it, don’t even botherIts usually quite profoundIt isn’t luck or magicIts a melange of many thingsSome say its electro magneticSome say its the I ChingWhere do ideas come from?Seemingly out of thin airIts really not worth the askingJust let it happen…