Intergalactic Collect Call

Late at nightThe message arrivedFrom Centauri Sector NineA chill went up my spineThrough the static crashI heard a muffled voiceThe being on the phoneShrieked and then moanedThe message then got clearI heard it with both earsThe voice said in great fear”We’ve just run out of beer!”

Elf Union 572

What do Elves do When they’re on break?They work so hardSo many toys they makeThey wanted Longer breaksBetter working conditionsAnd more payThey formed a unionNumber 572They got what they wantedThey pay their duesHe takes his breaksUnion Boss Edgar Strempfle In the new break roomWhere he chain smokes menthol