The Face That Launched A Thousand Chips

There is a band that is just awesome – they are called “Lord Huron”. Run – don’t walk to listen to them. Check out “Mine Forever” on YouTube. Now, THAT takes alt-country and alt-roots and even Dead Country and adds a Western twist – a combo of several things – surf, spaghetti western movie theme, and is a stew of just the perfect ingredients….

Saint Ivermectin

Don’t take a chanceWith that Evil shot!IvermectinHits the spotThey hawk itOn Schlocks NewsThey wouldn’t say itIf it wasn’t true!The GQP Death SquadWants to kill youIts very ironicAre you their Tool?ChorusIvermectinFor Your InfectionKilling you votersBefore next electionYou should wonderAbout being six feet underThe result you’ll findWill blow your mind

Happy Acres

I got the haunted house painted black yesterday and also built the “Happy Acres” cemetery fence and gate built. I’ll use these for my next several photo shoots. I plan on having one for Autumn / Harvest Season, one for Halloween, and one for Thanksgiving. Then its Christmas and beyond. Today’s song is meant to be a soundtrack to the cemetery, again, loosely in…

Inebrianna Merkin

She was the queen of the faireThe one with flaxen dyed hairHer beauty doth no one rebukeUntil she made us all pukeInebrianna Drunk on power like dear old DadHe’d date her because he’s a cadA masher with clown orange hairHer daddy Devil Don(‘t) CareInebrianna A Klan that is Kuku for KluxGives us acid refluxThe rich and the in-famousShits on the rest of us Chorus…

Packet Capture Post Cyber Symposium Blues

My friend sent a picture and story of a poor bastard near Pittsburgh who basically believed the Snake Oil (Q)uacks and drank Radium Water (lots of it). Step right up! I take some morbid solace that [Q]uackery has been with us forever it seems. Salespeople tricking the gullible. Maybe the morons who still follow politicians and conspiracy theorists (who are selling today’s bullshit “cures”)…

Dumpster Fire

There are many dumpster fires burning in America, but rather than add to that circus cry, I thought I would write some humorous lyrics – about a (non gender specific) fire fighter who has the “hots” for a new (non gender specific) fire department trainee. (Heh heh) Fire fighters undergo rigorous safety training of all kinds, and I can only imagine those fake building…

No Big Macs in Hell

Hey 45Our grift to the worldLike Elvis PresleyAdored by the girlsWhere you’ll end upYou won’t like the smellYour burning fleshNo Big Macs in HellHey 45We know you’re the mostYour eyebrows will singeYou’ll smell like burnt toastWhere you’ll end upYou won’t like the smellYour burning fleshNo big Macs in HellHey 45Life is too shortOur days are numberedWe too soon abortWhere you’ll end upYou won’t like…

Jesus Ain’t Coming Back

I was listening to The Dead Country Radio Show and The Dead Roots Syndicate YouTube podcasts yesterday. These are great Alt-Country shows and you can hear the Johnny Cash “man in black” influence throughout the music – whether it be rockabilly, alt-country, bluegrass or some other hybrid sound. Just awesome. Kicks psycho billy up a notch or three… I woke up (and with tongue…

Devolution and Magical Thinking

While the name of this song is revolt, its actually the lack of people protesting where their very survival depends on it. Instead they protest that which saves them. I’ve never seen such a mass suicide, but Jim Jones and Jonestown was a minor precursor. Witness the Red States who are on a dangerous bender to NOT have people vaccinated. See the GQP rally…

Homeward Bound

I’ve had a great two first weeks on the new job. It’s everything I’d hope for – actually even a bit better, if that’s possible. Todays song is a bit drone, dirge and full of melancholy because it was written in a minor key. I’ll have to share how I came up with this – its a totally new way for me as far…