Who needs abortionWhen there are gunsTake em’ to schoolMake the kiddies runOur highest court, theFood Court SupremeFights abortionsWith AR-15’sShow Dad you care, andBuy him a gunThis Fathers DayBe his favorite sonSpeaking of sonsJesus wanted oneAn AR-15, wasHis favorite gunHis father, GodIn a surpriseSaid sorry son, you’llShoot our your eyeDon’t be like Pirate Goat KeeperDropped his gunAnd blew out a peeperGuns are good And next…
When I was youngPreacher manSaid everything Has its Place,That I Was part of God’s great PlanI don’t know About youBut somethingIsn’t rightAbout this Place and PlanI tend to thinkIf everything Has its PlaceThen we are books Ready to be checkedInto a library
If I were to have a Pirate Radio Station, I’d call it KON Radio. The Flying Brown Eye or Flaming Brown Eye would be the logo. There would be an ongoing joke about Kahn of Star Trek fame (Ricardo Montalban). His early “Rich Corinthian Leather” commercials would be factored in. Up in the skyWay up highSo close to heavenYour flaming brown eyeAn eye with…
WOW – my 7th Great Grandfather is a historic figure in England. Bishop Edward Waddington: Sunday “grab bag” …. My Mothers side of the family is turning out to be quite interesting. Exciting genealogy find today. I worked on puppet theatre set design, music and genealogy. Big fun Sunday! That was after weight lifting and cycling to and from the gym and cleaning the…
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Step right upWatch him pray He will take Your money awayTo buy a jetAnd Crystal CathedralPatriot CultistsJesus Needs YouIn his nameOn Holy CrossMax Grifters WinIs your lossDon’t walk!You must runEven The MeekHave joined in The FunWon’t you Make Time For Jesus?Send your moneyThat would please us Won’t You Make Time For Jesus?