Love Gun

Who needs abortionWhen there are gunsTake em’ to schoolMake the kiddies runOur highest court, theFood Court SupremeFights abortionsWith AR-15’sShow Dad you care, andBuy him a gunThis Fathers DayBe his favorite sonSpeaking of sonsJesus wanted oneAn AR-15, wasHis favorite gunHis father, GodIn a surpriseSaid sorry son, you’llShoot our your eyeDon’t be like Pirate Goat KeeperDropped his gunAnd blew out a peeperGuns are good And next…

Haters Hoedown

Its summer timeAnd you know whatKick your neighbor In the nutsPick your partnersChoose them wellEveryone elseCan go to hellHaters HoedownWhite National PrideHunt down CongressMake them hideExtra pointsFor politicians ifYou don’t likeTheir dispositionDance around The dee cee dohCharlottesville wasThe first to goWho’ll be nextWhat’s your guessTargets ofThese TerroristsGet the gallowsHang em’ highWatch the bastards Choke and dieWe do it all For the genius manHe’ll give…

The Library

When I was youngPreacher manSaid everything Has its Place,That I Was part of God’s great PlanI don’t know About youBut somethingIsn’t rightAbout this Place and PlanI tend to thinkIf everything Has its PlaceThen we are books Ready to be checkedInto a library

KON AM-666 Radio: Your Brown Eye in the Sky!

If I were to have a Pirate Radio Station, I’d call it KON Radio. The Flying Brown Eye or Flaming Brown Eye would be the logo. There would be an ongoing joke about Kahn of Star Trek fame (Ricardo Montalban). His early “Rich Corinthian Leather” commercials would be factored in. Up in the skyWay up highSo close to heavenYour flaming brown eyeAn eye with…

The Max Grifter Power Hour on KON-AM 666 Radio

Step right upWatch him pray He will take Your money awayTo buy a jetAnd Crystal CathedralPatriot CultistsJesus Needs YouIn his nameOn Holy CrossMax Grifters WinIs your lossDon’t walk!You must runEven The MeekHave joined in The FunWon’t you Make Time For Jesus?Send your moneyThat would please us Won’t You Make Time For Jesus?

Epic Joke

Today we have preachers and politicians telling us a pandemic vaccine (that can prevent almost certain Delta Variant death) is “The Mark of The Devil” – or my favorite “You will be Microchipped by Bill Gates”. (OK – Bill Gates and Jeffrey Epstein – I did not see that coming) . . . . amazing that, but I digress . . . If that’s…

(Great Grandpa) Bishop Edward Waddington

WOW – my 7th Great Grandfather is a historic figure in England. Bishop Edward Waddington: Sunday “grab bag” …. My Mothers side of the family is turning out to be quite interesting. Exciting genealogy find today. I worked on puppet theatre set design, music and genealogy. Big fun Sunday! That was after weight lifting and cycling to and from the gym and cleaning the…

Jehova Is An Alien

Jehova is an alienFrom a distant oblong orbHe’ll plant a golden seedIn your tiny brainless gourd A dollar three eightyIs all that we chargeTo fill your mind with drivelPut it on your credit card Our Gospel of BullshitOur Gospel of TrashOur Gospel you’ll trustNow give us your cash Act Now!Step right up!Limited Time Offer!