Little House of Horrors

There is one time of the year I feel just like a little kid. Halloween, but also the entire harvest season. We now have the best figs, Jimmy Nardello peppers, New Mexico Hatch green Chile peppers, tree fruit and our favorite of all, dry farmed tomatoes. Combine the fall harvest with shorter days, cooler nights and Halloween, and top this delicious cake with fall…

Notebook Graveyard

Today’s song was my usual fun with electronica. It’s always fun to break things up every now and then.

Happy Acres

I got the haunted house painted black yesterday and also built the “Happy Acres” cemetery fence and gate built. I’ll use these for my next several photo shoots. I plan on having one for Autumn / Harvest Season, one for Halloween, and one for Thanksgiving. Then its Christmas and beyond. Today’s song is meant to be a soundtrack to the cemetery, again, loosely in…

Inebrianna Merkin

She was the queen of the faireThe one with flaxen dyed hairHer beauty doth no one rebukeUntil she made us all pukeInebrianna Drunk on power like dear old DadHe’d date her because he’s a cadA masher with clown orange hairHer daddy Devil Don(‘t) CareInebrianna A Klan that is Kuku for KluxGives us acid refluxThe rich and the in-famousShits on the rest of us Chorus…

Johnny Pigskull and The Gaping Maw

I need to take a Halloween costume of just a pig nose and ears and glue them on one of the plastic human skulls I have under the house. Because this my friend, is: The Ballad of Johnny Pigskull and his Porkestra, The Gaping Maw. The Gaping Maw Porkestra has 4 players, so its technically a Porktet: Stew Beef on the BassChuck Roast on…

Acorn Finial

I’m getting ready to build the fence for the Imaginary Puppet Theatre – shown in yesterday’s post. I have these cool wooden acorns that could look great on top of the fence posts.

Pick Your Poison!

Today’s photo shoot is about choices we make in life – good or bad. We have a lot more control over what we do than we think – but sometimes its a windy path and a lot of hard work and patience – both seem to have withered with the advent of the Internet and its “always on” and “swipe left or right” instant…

Packet Capture Post Cyber Symposium Blues

My friend sent a picture and story of a poor bastard near Pittsburgh who basically believed the Snake Oil (Q)uacks and drank Radium Water (lots of it). Step right up! I take some morbid solace that [Q]uackery has been with us forever it seems. Salespeople tricking the gullible. Maybe the morons who still follow politicians and conspiracy theorists (who are selling today’s bullshit “cures”)…

Reinstatement Celebration (St. Vitus Dance)

Today we (didn’t) see incontrovertible evidence that the election was hacked by China. Trump (wasn’t) reinstated. My Pillow Boy DID do his usual St. Vitus Dance after finding out he and others CAN be sued for Billions. It IS Friday the 13th! (Traditionally a Good Luck day for me). Pillow Boy needs to get some Dr. Miles Restorative Nervine. I just wrote lyrics for…

Dumpster Fire

There are many dumpster fires burning in America, but rather than add to that circus cry, I thought I would write some humorous lyrics – about a (non gender specific) fire fighter who has the “hots” for a new (non gender specific) fire department trainee. (Heh heh) Fire fighters undergo rigorous safety training of all kinds, and I can only imagine those fake building…