Still Life Surreal

Still life so realIts not how it seemsLife is surrealNothing concreteMy life in tonesCamera trombonesBourbon headphonesExistential JonesStep on a crackDogs that go quackTaken abackBy pulleys for snacksWish on a starMilky Way BarBlue houndstooth carSwordfish cigarWhen you’re in RomeCarry a combHead made of foamWhistles for sconesWhen you wake upFeel your new dreamLife is surrealIts not how it seems

Less is More

I’m going to close my Amazon Prime account this week, and shop locally. It wont cost any more because I won’t be buying so much crap. You can’t missWhat you never hadToo much stuffJust makes us sadOur cluttered closetsOur cluttered livesMakes us itchGives us hivesGreed of the poor Makes rich people richThe poor stay in debtThe rich get the griftChorusLess is moreMore or lessThings…

Theatre de Absurd

When lifeIs stranger than fictionAnd you try to make senseOf an alien dictionEmbrace the strangeDon’t hold backYou just never knowWhat’s down the trackWhat’s down the trackCould seal your fateFrom just another dayTo a future that’s great


He was the boyWith the horns on his headComplexion bizarreBright Bronzer RedA Kreepy Klass Klown With no class at allThe fatter they are The harder they fallAn ex New YorkerWho painted the townHis midas touchTurned everything brownAll of his suck upsAll of his Ted’sCouldn’t put Krappy backIn the White House againGood riddanceTo bad rubbishBe very careful What you wishWhen your egoIs 10 stories tallIt…

King Piggs Final Demise

As he was about to ascendTo the right hand of the devilHe met his endHis final demiseA shocking surpriseNo one lives foreverNot everyone lives rightExit stage leftTo the victor his spoilsHe’s left this mortal coilThe rest of his cabinetHis spoiled court consortShred to piecesBlown in the windTo never return againHis heart gave outOr so the doctors saidThen the shockerThrough a gaping holeThey couldn’t find…


Zero Three SeeMeans you’re out of memoryYou must re-IPLTo break this evil spellControl Alt DeleteThe reboot is completeNow you’re on your wayGo about your dayHold the button downThe cell phone will reboundWhen it doesn’t computeYou must reboot

Voodoo Logic

Voodoo Catcher, hidden logicWorks in mysterious waysCatches juju in the night timeSleeps during the dayIn your waking sunlit hoursMagic happens all aroundCan’t explain it, don’t even botherIts usually quite profoundIt isn’t luck or magicIts a melange of many thingsSome say its electro magneticSome say its the I ChingWhere do ideas come from?Seemingly out of thin airIts really not worth the askingJust let it happen…

Your Eye in The Sky

Bill GurlyIn the KAW whirly burleyFor your night time driveYour eye in the skyAll the hitsAll night longAM 770 We play YOUR songsThis show brought to youBy Hayek’s MarketIn house butcher and foodPlenty of free parking

Wishing Well

I used to feelSo OverlookedThe great unknownI felt ForsookThen I sawThe 27 ClubEx Famous peopleThe Ultimate SnubIt seems so strangeTo have it allWhich then beganTheir great downfallThese famous peopleIn their primeSelf made prisonDoing timeI’m glad I’ve hadEnough RecognitionYou can drownIn the well you’re wishing


Life is not A series of tubesOr a big truckDon’t be fooledLife is notAn Internet MemeIts real peopleSoylent Green!Life is not A reality showBut a comedyDon’t you know?