If I were to have a Pirate Radio Station, I’d call it KON Radio. The Flying Brown Eye or Flaming Brown Eye would be the logo. There would be an ongoing joke about Kahn of Star Trek fame (Ricardo Montalban).

His early “Rich Corinthian Leather” commercials would be factored in.

Up in the sky
Way up high
So close to heaven
Your flaming brown eye

An eye with wings
Good luck it brings
Right hand of God
Attached are no strings

Jesus loves you (if you)
Pay your annual dues
Make Time For Jesus
You cannot lose

Ricardo Montalban had quite an extraordinary career – when I read the Wiki on him I learned a few tidbits I didn’t know about him. He certainly seemed to have a great career, long marriage and was thankful for his opportunities.

The jokes about “Rich Corinthian Leather” and yelling “Kaaaaaaaaaahn!” works perfectly for KON Radio.