Posted on January 29, 2022
I might finally be over my fear of singing and thinking my voice is awful.
Here’s the funny back story of that last song. Michael Stipe, one of a handful of my favorite rock singers, used to love to do a bad Elvis impression. I thought, “What if I tried a Michael Stipe impression of him singing Elvis Style.
My wife and a few others said, no joke, it’s not terrible singing. I really do want to sing I’ve been deathly afraid of it …..
I was born for the stage
I was born to sing
Countless fans adore me
For my uncertain gift
My heart is on fire
I'm alight with desire
To paint the town red
Everyone is my friend
My adoring fans
Call me Saint
Its my singing
And the sounds that I paint
Posted on October 15, 2021
If I were to have a Pirate Radio Station, I’d call it KON Radio. The Flying Brown Eye or Flaming Brown Eye would be the logo. There would be an ongoing joke about Kahn of Star Trek fame (Ricardo Montalban).
His early “Rich Corinthian Leather” commercials would be factored in.
Up in the sky
Way up high
So close to heaven
Your flaming brown eye
An eye with wings
Good luck it brings
Right hand of God
Attached are no strings
Jesus loves you (if you)
Pay your annual dues
Make Time For Jesus
You cannot lose
Ricardo Montalban had quite an extraordinary career – when I read the Wiki on him I learned a few tidbits I didn’t know about him. He certainly seemed to have a great career, long marriage and was thankful for his opportunities.
The jokes about “Rich Corinthian Leather” and yelling “Kaaaaaaaaaahn!” works perfectly for KON Radio.
Posted on October 13, 2021
This little shit is one creepy dude . . .
Posted on October 11, 2021
This was fun – I pulled out all the stops this year because I am so relieved (and eternally thankful) that we are healing from last year with its Smoke, Pandemic, Trump / Politics, Power Outages due to Fire Danger – have I left anything out?
Now lets pray for rain. I expect to do one Thanksgiving / Christmas set and photo shoot – but my thing is Harvest Festival and Halloween – and Thanksgiving – which is a Harvest Festival. I’m a Pagan I think . . . .
Posted on October 4, 2021
I’ll end this series with a bike parade in the town that has the Train Station, Haunted House, Cemetery and Circus.
It will be Trick or Treat based, with “the kids” the star of the show. No entrails or other macabre stuff this time – just puppets and skeletons on bikes.
Stay tuned.
Posted on October 3, 2021
Todays song is a joke – I used the chords and notes to spell out “CABBAGE” – since all of these letters are also musical notes / chords. I was a bit lazy today, but it was still a lot of fun.
Posted on October 2, 2021
This weekends Halloween 666 Special #5 will be by far the most macabre of the series, but it will also be the funniest.
I’m in my own virtual world, but unlike Online virtual world’s, mine has power tools and paint.
Horror Show
Posted on October 27, 2021
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