Praise The Lard!

Praise The Lard and Pass The Ammo!
Praise the Lard
Pass the ammo
Russian Roulette
Is your gamble

Load that gun
Pull the trigger
Now you feel
So much bigger

Praise the Lard
Church and state
Christian Soldiers
Nationalist hate

Send your money
To the rich
There's nothing left
You stupid bitch

Take up sides
Against ourselves
Hate your brother
Everyone else

Work for evil
Men of greed
Men in power
The devils seed

Money changers
Profits (prophets) of doom
Take your money
Give you gloom

Its too late
You'll never learn
Smell the smoke
As America Burns

Today’s song came about after I wrote the bass line – I wanted it to be sort of punk-ish – and simple blues progression came out – which is somewhat related – since many garage bands first learn very simple blues progressions and repeat them ad nauseum.

I usually get my lyrics ideas from either “current events”, historical events or inventions, nature, or one of my many Assemblage pieces – and today’s is using an Assemblage as my guide. The vocals also begged to be sung as if I were a Televangelist. Hey – I will use this approach again – it infuses comedy in a way that really works well.

The vocals are influenced by listening to Primus do “Jerry Was a Race Car Driver” – which is hilarious – as most Primus songs are.

Radio Twin Lens Reflex

Radio Twin Lens Reflex
All the hits
All the time
The greatest scene
On the ground glass screen

Radio Twin Lens Reflex
First lens
Second lens
Watch the parallax
Get The KNAC!

Radio Twin Lens Reflex
The music
Of our lifetime
So far away
Until we play

Radio Twin Lens Reflex
Automatic reaction
Makes us happy
Radio Photo romance
Get up, let's dance!

Two Sheriffs

Its taken me 6 years to get over the horror of the Political Stain on America. While it still wreaks of that subhuman filth ex President, I realize in many ways it just doesn’t matter – that we have been here before, it just has seemed worse than ever. Time has – and is – showing us that like all other real and wannabe dictators who rise on a platform of hate – that the platform is like a bullies – all mouth and very weak. Look at how it ended for ALL dictators – they ALL collapsed under their own “hate weight”. Love will conquer the hate and haters. Accentuate the positive!

This song is a fairy tale – a modern day Grimms?

This song has my first Cello parts. I’m a total Cello neophyte.

All my children
Gather around
I'm going to tell you
'Bout the new sheriff in town

One, a hard worker
Quiet and humble
Two, a spoiled brat
A fool and a bumbler

One, tall and thin
And quite debonaire
Two, a fat oaf
Donkey straw for hair

One, an honest man
Who tells us the truth
Two, a rotten crook
Only lies through his tooth

One, a good husband
Who loves his family
Two, a philanderer
Only cares about He

One, a kind leader
Vaccinated The People
Two, a virus spreader
A real Grim Reaper

One, a Catholic
Who is devout
Two, a charlatan
Jesus threw out

One, a kind giver
Who overcame grief
Two, constant taker
Grifter and thief

One, empathetic
Open and kind
Two, narcissist
Out of his mind

One, plays it careful
Saves everything
Two, spendthrift fool
Bankruptcy King

One, wouldn't be sheriff
If Two weren't so awful
Two, he is his own worst enemy
Crooked, unrepentent, unlawful

That is the story
Please tell your friends
Selfish people fail
Its a means to and end

Horror Show

Step right up
Step inside
For tonight
I'm your guide

See the freak show
In D.C
Mental midgets
On T.V

Parade of lawyers
Parade of clowns
Tried to bring
Democracy down

Foolish followers
Idiot tools
False idol worship
Pumpkin Man Fool

Step right up
Step inside
At the door
Lose your pride



Fire Throwing Clowns

Fire Throwing Clown, or Innocent Toddler?

I can’t help myself – the news just keeps getting more Dada and Surreal. And funny as all hell – in a creepy Halloween sort of way.

There was a story of a woman in Arizona who quit her job to work on the Fraudit. She asked if The National Guard could protect them from Black Lives Matter snipers and Fire Throwing Clowns.

Since MAGA is just a new Doomsday Cult (they literally are drinking the Ivermectin Kool Aid as they did in Jonestown), and so I thought what if they were like The Jahovas Witnesses, going door to door with their version of The Watchtower – no words, but a “Big Book of Donald” coloring book.

When MAGAT "Patriots" call
Be sure to lock your door
Their shirts are Kolored brown
They look for Kindred Klowns

They come to spread the news
Red Gospel to the Blues
Space lasers from the Jews
They seem to be confused

Their sycophantic lust
The vaccine they don't trust
Ivermectin or bust
Makes their bodies rust

Chorus

When they knock your door
They you must ignore
Keep it locked real tight
Until they're out of sight

Saint Ivermectin

The GQP Death Squad Nurse
Don't take a chance
With that Evil shot!
Ivermectin
Hits the spot

They hawk it
On Schlocks News
They wouldn't say it
If it wasn't true!

The GQP Death Squad
Wants to kill you
Its very ironic
Are you their Tool?

Chorus

Ivermectin
For Your Infection
Killing you voters
Before next election

You should wonder
About being six feet under
The result you'll find
Will blow your mind