New Testament

My fifth song with Cello. Its a challenge, but the more I play Cello, the more I love it.

This a New Testament
Religious, in a pagan way
Worshipping Nature
What God hath made

No need for text
Prose or sermons
Just open your eyes
Your soul is yearning

Gentle thoughts
Relaxing and kind
Opens your soul
Opens your mind

Horror Show

Step right up
Step inside
For tonight
I'm your guide

See the freak show
In D.C
Mental midgets
On T.V

Parade of lawyers
Parade of clowns
Tried to bring
Democracy down

Foolish followers
Idiot tools
False idol worship
Pumpkin Man Fool

Step right up
Step inside
At the door
Lose your pride



KON AM-666 Radio: Your Brown Eye in the Sky!

The KON-AM 666 : “Your Brown Eye in The Sky”
Won’t You Make Time for Jesus?

If I were to have a Pirate Radio Station, I’d call it KON Radio. The Flying Brown Eye or Flaming Brown Eye would be the logo. There would be an ongoing joke about Kahn of Star Trek fame (Ricardo Montalban).

My Favorite Ricardo Montalban Character

His early “Rich Corinthian Leather” commercials would be factored in.

Up in the sky
Way up high
So close to heaven
Your flaming brown eye

An eye with wings
Good luck it brings
Right hand of God
Attached are no strings

Jesus loves you (if you)
Pay your annual dues
Make Time For Jesus
You cannot lose
My Favorite Ricardo Montalban Commercial

Ricardo Montalban had quite an extraordinary career – when I read the Wiki on him I learned a few tidbits I didn’t know about him. He certainly seemed to have a great career, long marriage and was thankful for his opportunities.

Captain Jerk

The jokes about “Rich Corinthian Leather” and yelling “Kaaaaaaaaaahn!” works perfectly for KON Radio.

The Max Grifter Power Hour on KON-AM 666 Radio

Reverend Max Grifter
Reading Proverbs 6:6-6
Step right up
Watch him pray
He will take
Your money away

To buy a jet
And Crystal Cathedral
Patriot Cultists
Jesus Needs You

In his name
On Holy Cross
Max Grifters Win
Is your loss

Don't walk!
You must run
Even The Meek
Have joined in The Fun

Won't you
Make Time For Jesus?
Send your money
That would please us

Won’t You Make Time For Jesus?

Fire Throwing Clowns

Fire Throwing Clown, or Innocent Toddler?

I can’t help myself – the news just keeps getting more Dada and Surreal. And funny as all hell – in a creepy Halloween sort of way.

There was a story of a woman in Arizona who quit her job to work on the Fraudit. She asked if The National Guard could protect them from Black Lives Matter snipers and Fire Throwing Clowns.

Since MAGA is just a new Doomsday Cult (they literally are drinking the Ivermectin Kool Aid as they did in Jonestown), and so I thought what if they were like The Jahovas Witnesses, going door to door with their version of The Watchtower – no words, but a “Big Book of Donald” coloring book.

When MAGAT "Patriots" call
Be sure to lock your door
Their shirts are Kolored brown
They look for Kindred Klowns

They come to spread the news
Red Gospel to the Blues
Space lasers from the Jews
They seem to be confused

Their sycophantic lust
The vaccine they don't trust
Ivermectin or bust
Makes their bodies rust

Chorus

When they knock your door
They you must ignore
Keep it locked real tight
Until they're out of sight

Saint Ivermectin

The GQP Death Squad Nurse
Don't take a chance
With that Evil shot!
Ivermectin
Hits the spot

They hawk it
On Schlocks News
They wouldn't say it
If it wasn't true!

The GQP Death Squad
Wants to kill you
Its very ironic
Are you their Tool?

Chorus

Ivermectin
For Your Infection
Killing you voters
Before next election

You should wonder
About being six feet under
The result you'll find
Will blow your mind