Haters Hoedown

Its summer time
And you know what
Kick your neighbor
In the nuts

Pick your partners
Choose them well
Everyone else
Can go to hell

Haters Hoedown
White National Pride
Hunt down Congress
Make them hide

Extra points
For politicians if
You don't like
Their disposition

Dance around
The dee cee doh
Charlottesville was
The first to go

Who'll be next
What's your guess
Targets of
These Terrorists

Get the gallows
Hang em' high
Watch the bastards
Choke and die

We do it all
For the genius man
He'll give us riches
That's his plan

Chorus
It's a Haters Hoedown
Here's the low down
People we don't like
We'll mow down

Better Men

Now I lay me down to sleep
For the Bible tells me so
If you are a rich elite
Americas Streets are paved with gold

Republican, Democrat
It doesn't matter what we think
Give us your poor and down trodden
America is ruled by those in the pink

America has become a big malarkey
Socialism for the rich Capitalism the poor
A ruling class oligarchy
Those with money mind the store

Chorus
Lemmings one, lemmings all
Worship those in power
The rich get all the gold
The poor a golden shower


St. Tinny

Tinny is Love
His name is St. Tinny
He's the leader of the town
Few people worship him
Most think he's a clown

His head is made of metal
His head is made of tin
His head is so air tight
No knowledge can get in

Tinny's head is rusting
He's getting very old
He rattles when he walks
On the streets of gold

He used to be successful
Until he wanted it all
His lust for more and more
Was his great downfall

He used to get away with things
Before he rose to power
Now his power leaked away
Like a golden shower

Let this be a lesson
One that you should heed
Be careful what you wish
Use only what you need

Two Sheriffs

Its taken me 6 years to get over the horror of the Political Stain on America. While it still wreaks of that subhuman filth ex President, I realize in many ways it just doesn’t matter – that we have been here before, it just has seemed worse than ever. Time has – and is – showing us that like all other real and wannabe dictators who rise on a platform of hate – that the platform is like a bullies – all mouth and very weak. Look at how it ended for ALL dictators – they ALL collapsed under their own “hate weight”. Love will conquer the hate and haters. Accentuate the positive!

This song is a fairy tale – a modern day Grimms?

This song has my first Cello parts. I’m a total Cello neophyte.

All my children
Gather around
I'm going to tell you
'Bout the new sheriff in town

One, a hard worker
Quiet and humble
Two, a spoiled brat
A fool and a bumbler

One, tall and thin
And quite debonaire
Two, a fat oaf
Donkey straw for hair

One, an honest man
Who tells us the truth
Two, a rotten crook
Only lies through his tooth

One, a good husband
Who loves his family
Two, a philanderer
Only cares about He

One, a kind leader
Vaccinated The People
Two, a virus spreader
A real Grim Reaper

One, a Catholic
Who is devout
Two, a charlatan
Jesus threw out

One, a kind giver
Who overcame grief
Two, constant taker
Grifter and thief

One, empathetic
Open and kind
Two, narcissist
Out of his mind

One, plays it careful
Saves everything
Two, spendthrift fool
Bankruptcy King

One, wouldn't be sheriff
If Two weren't so awful
Two, he is his own worst enemy
Crooked, unrepentent, unlawful

That is the story
Please tell your friends
Selfish people fail
Its a means to and end

Horror Show

Step right up
Step inside
For tonight
I'm your guide

See the freak show
In D.C
Mental midgets
On T.V

Parade of lawyers
Parade of clowns
Tried to bring
Democracy down

Foolish followers
Idiot tools
False idol worship
Pumpkin Man Fool

Step right up
Step inside
At the door
Lose your pride



KON AM-666 Radio: Your Brown Eye in the Sky!

The KON-AM 666 : “Your Brown Eye in The Sky”
Won’t You Make Time for Jesus?

If I were to have a Pirate Radio Station, I’d call it KON Radio. The Flying Brown Eye or Flaming Brown Eye would be the logo. There would be an ongoing joke about Kahn of Star Trek fame (Ricardo Montalban).

My Favorite Ricardo Montalban Character

His early “Rich Corinthian Leather” commercials would be factored in.

Up in the sky
Way up high
So close to heaven
Your flaming brown eye

An eye with wings
Good luck it brings
Right hand of God
Attached are no strings

Jesus loves you (if you)
Pay your annual dues
Make Time For Jesus
You cannot lose
My Favorite Ricardo Montalban Commercial

Ricardo Montalban had quite an extraordinary career – when I read the Wiki on him I learned a few tidbits I didn’t know about him. He certainly seemed to have a great career, long marriage and was thankful for his opportunities.

Captain Jerk

The jokes about “Rich Corinthian Leather” and yelling “Kaaaaaaaaaahn!” works perfectly for KON Radio.