Ghost Train RadioTelevangelist Max Grifter
Posted on October 14, 2021
Instead of doing a haunted grandfather clock, I’m going to have the rat faced git clown puppet star as Televangelist Max Grifter. His “pitch” is that if you don’t immediately send him $666 and join his elite “Make America Grate Again” club at the Presidential True Patriot Level of giving, you’ll not reap Gods Great Harvest. For poor people (whom he refers to as The Meek), he will take 6 Monthly Payments on your Credit Card or electronic funds transfer. Payday loan advances are fine. His “nervous tick” is that he points to this clock and nervously says “Run, don’t walk, times running out, won’t you Make Time For Jesus?”……
America is now full on Idiocracy and The Church of the Subgenius combined. Step Right Up!
Snivelling Little Rat Faced Git
Posted on October 13, 2021
This little shit is one creepy dude . . .
Fire Throwing Clowns
Posted on September 10, 2021
I can’t help myself – the news just keeps getting more Dada and Surreal. And funny as all hell – in a creepy Halloween sort of way.
There was a story of a woman in Arizona who quit her job to work on the Fraudit. She asked if The National Guard could protect them from Black Lives Matter snipers and Fire Throwing Clowns.
Since MAGA is just a new Doomsday Cult (they literally are drinking the Ivermectin Kool Aid as they did in Jonestown), and so I thought what if they were like The Jahovas Witnesses, going door to door with their version of The Watchtower – no words, but a “Big Book of Donald” coloring book.
When MAGAT "Patriots" call
Be sure to lock your door
Their shirts are Kolored brown
They look for Kindred Klowns
They come to spread the news
Red Gospel to the Blues
Space lasers from the Jews
They seem to be confused
Their sycophantic lust
The vaccine they don't trust
Ivermectin or bust
Makes their bodies rust
Chorus
When they knock your door
They you must ignore
Keep it locked real tight
Until they're out of sight
The Ballad of Swanky Sweet
Posted on August 30, 2021
Well buoyed By Daddy's cash
Debutant of Nouveaux White Trash
Tis the tale of Swanky Sweet
A more privileged Maiden
You'll never meet
Husband is a cuckold putz
Convict father is quite the yutz
Just like father, just like son
New York con men on the run
They say that power doth corrupt
All their riches never enough
Empty souls in dire need
A sty of pigs slopped in greed
Chorus
Just like Scrooge
They count their coins
Line their pockets
Grease their loins
But unlike Dear Uncle Scrooge
There's no remorse,
No accounting
For this stinking brood
Packet Capture Post Cyber Symposium Blues
Posted on August 15, 2021
My friend sent a picture and story of a poor bastard near Pittsburgh who basically believed the Snake Oil (Q)uacks and drank Radium Water (lots of it). Step right up!
I take some morbid solace that [Q]uackery has been with us forever it seems. Salespeople tricking the gullible. Maybe the morons who still follow politicians and conspiracy theorists (who are selling today’s bullshit “cures”) – even as people are dying, isn’t a new phenomenon after all. Stupidity must be a genetic disposition – that’s Eugenics for ya!
You stupid asswads
Please Buck Up!
Dry your tears
Don’t be a chump
Someday soon
He’ll be reinstated,
Ingratiated!
Just have patience …
Soon he’ll s(h)it
On the right side
Of God, Blessed be,
For Q Anon
Chords
Hallowed be his holy name
In Don we Trust
Bigger than God
(Or Jesus)
Your Dollars = His Lust
Reinstatement Celebration (St. Vitus Dance)
Posted on August 14, 2021
Today we (didn’t) see incontrovertible evidence that the election was hacked by China. Trump (wasn’t) reinstated. My Pillow Boy DID do his usual St. Vitus Dance after finding out he and others CAN be sued for Billions. It IS Friday the 13th! (Traditionally a Good Luck day for me).
Pillow Boy needs to get some Dr. Miles Restorative Nervine.
I just wrote lyrics for a follow up song. This is WAY too much fun. In this song I actually played violin. That’s the one instrument I need the most practice on.
I also used a really crazy ARP-2600 patch. This follows the Moog Theremini theremin I used a few songs back, and I’m starting to love adding crazy noises which are called “histrionics”.
Another cool thing about this song – its the second this week where I played the most expensive guitar (Fender 60’s Telecaster Thinline – only American made) that I own and which I didn’t think had the value my Korean made Gretsches do, but now I know it does. Its an awesome guitar and took me a year to get here.
Yeah, Friday the 13th has been great for me. Not so much for some others …..
Ghost Train Radio 
Horror Show
Posted on October 27, 2021
Category: Church of the Subgenious, Country Gothic, Demo Tapes, Lyrics, My Pillow Boy, Politics, Social Commentary, The Resistance Tagged: Clowns, Demo Tapes, Evil Clowns, Gothic, Halloween, Idiocracy, Maggots, Morons, Politicians, Puppets, Q Anon, Televangelists
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