Posted on October 29, 2022
Still life so real
Its not how it seems
Life is surreal
Nothing concrete
My life in tones
Camera trombones
Bourbon headphones
Existential Jones
Step on a crack
Dogs that go quack
Taken aback
By pulleys for snacks
Wish on a star
Milky Way Bar
Blue houndstooth car
Swordfish cigar
When you're in Rome
Carry a comb
Head made of foam
Whistles for scones
When you wake up
Feel your new dream
Life is surreal
Its not how it seems
Posted on February 7, 2022
When life
Is stranger than fiction
And you try to make sense
Of an alien diction
Embrace the strange
Don't hold back
You just never know
What's down the track
What's down the track
Could seal your fate
From just another day
To a future that's great
Posted on January 27, 2022
Time flies when you're having fun
Therein lies the quirk
You want to have more time for fun
But that's not how it works
The more time that you get
The faster that extra time flies
Its better than the alternative
Your life you could despise
If you want more time
Live your life in misery
Then the days will never end
Just you wait and see
I'll take fast but fun
That's always been my plan
Live a super fast happy life
Enjoy it while you can
Posted on January 13, 2022
Late at night
The message arrived
From Centauri Sector Nine
A chill went up my spine
Through the static crash
I heard a muffled voice
The being on the phone
Shrieked and then moaned
The message then got clear
I heard it with both ears
The voice said in great fear
"We've just run out of beer!"
Posted on January 11, 2022
Use your time wisely
Run up the clock
You just never know
When it will stop
Reward is the journey
Experience rules
No time to waste
Don't suffer fools
Fill up your cup
Let it run over
Every day
Is a Four Leaf Clover
Posted on January 11, 2022
Life is not
A series of tubes
Or a big truck
Don't be fooled
Life is not
An Internet Meme
Its real people
Soylent Green!
Life is not
A reality show
But a comedy
Don't you know?
Posted on January 11, 2022
When I was young
Preacher man
Said everything
Has its Place,
That I Was part of
God's great Plan
I don't know
About you
But something
Isn't right
About this
Place and Plan
I tend to think
If everything
Has its Place
Then we are books
Ready to be checked
Into a library