There was a Would Be King
Who said the election was rigged
He could have won with ease
Just touting his Warp Speed
He shot himself in the hoof
Spreading lies, hate and guff
He sold all the wrong things
And lost his bid for King
His advisors were Court Jesters
Set King Pigg up to Fester
They set him up to fail
He could end up in jail
The moral of the story
An amazing fall from glory
From Greatest Political Rise
To The Pigg The World Despises