Disturbance At The Rochester Hotel
Posted on August 7, 2022

She looks out
Her window
He said he'd never go
She in her veil
Wedding day that's
When he went away
Attic above
You can hear her
Running down the stairs
Wind rushes past
Your room window
She is that air
In 1892
They checked in
They were the first guests
Then he left
Her all alone
She never left
The Face of MAGA
Posted on August 6, 2022

Cleanup on Aisle 3
A drunken father peed
Another super fine
MAGA Family
Toothless ignoramus
Trump made em' famous
Drop the bar lower
They're mentally slower
Daughter got knocked up
From a temporary hookup
With her uncle Jeeter
And his little peter
They're Against abortion
They use no precautions
Make America Grate
With inbred redneck primates
Spill on Aisle 3
Mama done lost her teeth
In a Methamphetamine haze
During Smallmart shopping days
America is dumbing down
Our Country is full of clowns
Rich men are in the honey
From MAGA moron money
The Slider
Posted on August 5, 2022

Chorus
They're a slider
A Trump Insider
Anal sniffer
Big Boot Licker
Fat Race Bannon
Loosest cannon
Kissing Trump's ring
While pawing his thing
Rotten gall Stone
Kisses Trumps bone
He's a dandy
A closeted pansy
Ghouliani
Licks Trump's golf tee
Nonsense speaking
Hair dye leaking
Kraken Lady
Old Slim Shady
Strokes Trumps ego
Her pardon was vetoed
Capitol Stormers
Fuckin Morons
Going to jail
For the King of Fail
MAGA Nation
Mental constipation
Missing front teeth
Trump continues to fleece
The moral is
Careful what you wish
With Donald Trump
You're under the bus
Your breath smells
You'll burn in hell
You are drinking
From a poisoned well
Cherry Bitters
Posted on August 3, 2022

Brandi was a fine girl
Who made the sailors merry
But I know a better girl
Her name is Bitters, Cherry
I met her at the cafe
Sipping cappuccino
Unbeknownst to both of us
We both grew up in Reno
After passing pleasantries
The discussion grew quite dark
She said she was not "Of This Earth"
An Orbiting Trailer Park
She said she needed cover
Somewhere she could hide
Just then the door flew open
They said "Your Uber Ride!"
Wise Owls
Posted on August 3, 2022

In the darkness
On a fence
The barn owl 's
Perching intent
Hear his call
Hear leaves rustle
He descends
Hear the tussle
In the morning
Hear the hoot
During the night
Caught his food
He isn't sleeping
Up in that tree
Looking and hooting
So Gent-i-ly
Broken Down
Posted on August 2, 2022

Broken down
Is the break down
We can't get there
On frozen ground
Let down
Is the low down
Don't fix what's
Spinning round'
Down town
Is not up town
Down beat now
Circle around
Lost and found
A Burial ground
Tires stuck
They're muddy brown
Barking hound
Prom night gown
Old memories
Quite profound
Does astound
Top soil mound
Just a dream
Thoughts abound
Skeleton Gap
Posted on July 31, 2022

Straight on up the hill
Straining engine moans
Shining limestone ridge
Just like human bones
Sunset coming fast
Almost at the top
Engine losing steam
See the pressure drop
Chorus
It been 13 days
Since I held you tight
Almost at the top
See you tomorrow night
They Only Come Out at Night
Posted on July 30, 2022

They only come out at night
You see them during the day
They haunt their storefront windows
They have so much to say
They watch you as you walk
As you stride past their store
But as soon as it gets dark
They walk out of their door
They speak in lower voices
A language of their own
You will never understand them
From your human zone
They smoke their cigarettes
And sip their cappuccinos
They reminisce about old times
When they were human beings
Sturgeon Moon
Posted on July 29, 2022

She walked in to the party at eight
She was always fashionably late
Some say she rode a broom
During the August Sturgeon Moon
The super moon is on its way
Waxing, putting July at bay
The year moves on its almost fall
The colors turn and that's my call
She practices her skill at riding that broom
Pretty soon the sky will have little room
So many witches and warlocks up there
Flying like bats way up in the air
Its hard to believe August is here. Its a month where we lose 1 hour of daylight time, and its a month before the official start of Autumn. Growing up in Sussex County, NJ, we “closed the pool” not long after Labor Day, so the unofficial start of Fall was September 1.
Here in Orinda, East Bay of San Francisco, Autumn starts maybe mid October, but it seems more like November 1 any more. But I digress.
June and July were more fun than usual. I had a blast with my weed theme. I also listened to old Gene Shepherd WOR radio shows and during twilight I watched the bats fly doing their evening feeding ritual.