El Nino had a Christmas List
More adventurous than some
He wanted a set of Timpani's
They're known as Kettle Drums
He wanted them but wanted more
His tastes were quite eclectic
He wanted them in fancy wood
And wanted them electric
Santa said "But they're so big"
They won't fit in my sleigh
El Nino said "Silly Santa ...
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